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Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 54 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,950 Points

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Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 11/28/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Locked Medal There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Locked Medal GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Locked Medal Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Locked Medal Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Locked Medal Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Locked Medal Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Locked Medal Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Locked Medal Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Locked Medal Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Locked Medal Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Locked Medal Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Locked Medal Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Locked Medal Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Locked Medal Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Locked Medal Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Locked Medal Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Locked Medal Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Locked Medal Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Locked Medal Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Locked Medal Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Locked Medal Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Locked Medal Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Locked Medal The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Locked Medal ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Locked Medal Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Locked Medal Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Locked Medal Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Locked Medal Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Armored Ashura

Henshin Unlocked 11/14/09
5 Points Transform to Ashura mode!
Locked Medal Comboist 10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Locked Medal Coming Home 25 Points End the game.
Locked Medal Greedy Ashura 50 Points Score more than 200K
Locked Medal Ashura Master 100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest Unlocked 11/14/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 11/14/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head Unlocked 11/14/09
100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy Unlocked 11/14/09
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 11/14/09
100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/14/09
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Locked Medal Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 5/14/09
50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 5/6 (130/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Locked Medal Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 10/4/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/4/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Locked Medal Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Locked Medal Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Locked Medal Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Locked Medal Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Chaos Faction 2

KILL IT WITH FIRE Unlocked 5/13/10
5 Points Burn someone to a crisp
Recycler Unlocked 5/13/10
5 Points Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Zoned Out Unlocked 5/7/10
5 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Locked Medal Anger Management 10 Points Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Crate Expectations Unlocked 5/13/10
10 Points Collect 20 crates in one match
In The Zone Unlocked 5/13/10
10 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW! Unlocked 5/14/10
10 Points Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Magic Number Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points Get a 3x multikill
Locked Medal Zero Gravity 10 Points Go offscreen and recover
4 On The Floor Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Get a 4x multikill
Architect Unlocked 5/13/10
25 Points Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Locked Medal Chaos Kudos 25 Points Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Play 10 deathmatch games
Locked Medal Fantastic 5 50 Points Get a 5x multikill
Locked Medal Lift Off! 50 Points Knock someone into space
Pacifist Unlocked 5/14/10
50 Points Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Locked Medal Survivor 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge Unlocked 5/14/10
50 Points Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away Unlocked 5/14/10
50 Points Knock someone into the stratosphere

Medals Earned: 14/20 (305/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Locked Medal Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Locked Medal Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Locked Medal Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! Unlocked 12/14/09
25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Locked Medal Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Locked Medal Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Locked Medal Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Locked Medal Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Communist in Space

Locked Medal Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Beat the game
Locked Medal Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)